The Margarita Evolution

Margarita Face (she's got me like nobody)

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The picture, the myth, the beginning of the end. (ok, not at all, really) BUT this is the picture that started the margarita extravaganza. And yes, it's a fucking extravaganza because I want it to be. If you don't agree, please turn around. The rest of this will get boring. This is a story of me and my BFF Margarita's travels.

Special thanks to: Anna Oskar, Alix, Salty, Ring_Pop, Trrubs, Holly Bear, Vallyhooha, and Angie74 for their photoshopping awesomeness. If I've missed anyone, let me know. You guys rock margaritas and my world.

Fishy, Moose, and Sara have drinks!

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The order of these next pictures is from memory, so I might be a little off, but bear with me. First, my Margarita and I went to meet Moose and Sara for drinks. It was a good time. Ring_Pop took the picture. Thanks, buddy.

Town of Fische?

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THEN, me and margarita decided to go to Canada and hunt the Canadianese. My Encyclopedia Brown skills lead me to this sign. But where could the Moose be?! Where could Alix be?! SSSHHHHH be vewwwwy twiet. I'm huntin'....CANADIANS!

Moose, Alix, and Fishy take over Erin.

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FOUND 'EM!! And they probably would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for my meddling margarita!! It was a good time.

 

Smartass? Me? Duh.

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See, now, margarita and I took over the town of Erin. Which wasn't hard to do with our wit and humor. However, in the process our girl, Mrs. B got banned. Which was highly unacceptable. Henceforth, the Bee and my smartassness made it into my signature picture. It was also around this time that our other good friend, Bacardi, was getting jealous of all the time I was spending with Margarita. Henceforth, we began to include her in our travels as evidenced by my pinky ring stating my love for Bacardi. Then it was three.

Puss and Fish

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From then on, it kept feeling like we were being watched. Cats love fish. Fish loves the cats. This was an interesting predicament for me, Margy, and Bacardi.

Fishy does Canada! (not in that way, pervatudes)

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It was around this time we were trying to keep up international relations.  Bringing countries together under one margarita 'twas our goal.

Pimp cup recognition

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Shortly after, our efforts were recognized and the margarita was awarded a pimp cup for our efforts along with the title of "Most Significant Knottie." We were so proud.  Please see below for Pimp Cup close up.

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Whiteup

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See, it was about here where Nuggs recognized my potential contributions to the blackup. With all of our awards and worldly travels, we were nominated as next best thing. We'll take that.

WWWHHHHEEERRRREEEEEESSSSS FISHY!?

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It was around this time when Margarita and I went out to explore the world and started popping up in the damndest places. Observe:

 

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Hi, Nebb. Not to be creepy, but Don's hot, so....
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This could be worse...

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After our very close contact with our travels and such, we decided that it might be best to make our relationship closer. Kind of like blood sisters, only...well...cooler. And more mind altering.

But we made it BETTER instead!

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Then, football season started. GO VIKINGS!!! What's better than booze and football. The holy...uh...dualogy?

This is awesome.

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This is self explanatory. Please make special note of the crocs. I gave myself a black eye trying to capture this picture. And skillfully executed, did not drop one drip of Margy.

I'm a fishy girl in a fishy world.

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Well, and then why not be a Barbie with interchangeable parts? It was the next logical move.

<3

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And to conclude, me, moose, colleen, and mandy went out for cocktails last night to discuss our awesomeness. It was good times with good peeps.

HPV Margarita. Who knew those words would go together?

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I didn't know they would, either. FFF huge failure. But anyway, Margarita and I went to visit Mrs. Doubtfire to see what the hell Piper was all talkin' and pagin' us about. It was a nice visit. She let me take her picture. She told me that the Vikings are going to KILL the Packers on Monday. (She made this statement BEFORE she drank the margarita) AAANNNDDD we also talked about how much we HATE Michael Vick. Michael Vick makes Mrs. Doubtfire cry.

More than just some pretty faces...

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Me, Moose, Margy and Alix attempting to save the daaaaayyyy!!! We'll also pick up random low-lifes and scum bags you want to get rid of. Payable in dollars, toonies, or booze.

Paul meets Fishy and Margy

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After our zephyr landed, we found ourselves in the land of the English and Arbolita just happen to be there visiting her good friend, Paul. One we got through the language barrier, we had a lovely time and Paul played us a private concert. We love him.

FFF? No, WTF.

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I don't know about you guys, but Margy and I were a bit terrified after FFF this week. Here's to hoping that things return to normal. Soon.

Pam was getting lame.

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Being all pregnant and stuff has made Pam a little lame, and Jim just needed a night out with the Fish. He had heard the tales of my margarita, and wanted in. Here's my and my other BFF Jim gettin' our party on!

Long Live P&E!!!

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We may be changing to the etiquette board. Let's pour out some liquor for the P and the ampersand. Long live the P&E.

Screw you, E.

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In the change over, E ate 8 THOUSAND POSTS! I'll show you, E. ILL SHOW YOU! Jim was none to pleased.

HERE FIREFOX COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAAYYYY!!!

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You could call this picture the meeting of the FREAKIN' AWESOMES. Firefox. Seriously. Do EEEEEET.

Spanish Lessons.

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Thanks to an unexpected Christmas present, I get to have drinks with an awesome lady in a sombrero whilst learning Spanish. Margarita.

We wanna wish you a Meeeerrrrryyyyy Christmas...

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And a Feliz Navidad and a happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!!!!!!

Happy 2010!!

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My resolution this year is to drink fewer margaritas.

My other resolution is to lie about drinking fewer margaritas.

Title.

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One world, one margarita, one television station. Let's get together and feel all right.

MISSING: Colleen and Moose

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There are a number of posters missing. Colleen and Moose are among them. I'm worried sick. Bring them back. Payment in booze.

No, we will NOT accept that rose.

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Even JAKE wanted a piece of the action. But let's face it, what action DOESNT he want a part of. We're too good for him. Chase us as he must, we will run away. Anyone who has narrowed down his BEST choices to be Tenley, Gia, Vienna, and Ali is no one we need associating with.

OOOHHHHH CAAAANNNNAAAADDDDAAAAA!!!!

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Ohhhhhhh say can you see, Oh Canada?

Happy St. Patty's Day!!

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We like to celebrate the luck of the Irish, too, even if we really ARENT Irish. Obviously, Margy is Mexican (tequila is strong in her family's history) and I'm a good ol' German/Norwegian. But on March 17th, we are O'Fishy and McMargy. Special thank you to our friend Vallyhoo for helping us celebrate in style. ** Inspiration: ggmae**

Happy Easter!!

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SOMMMEBUNNY LOVES EASTER!!!

Let's hit the links!!

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Margy was convinced that Tiger would leave his wife for her.

She was right.

Margs might be the only mistress Tiger can be faithful to. Can you blame him?

OH. MY. GOD. I turned 30, Margy turned 2.

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And we celebrated by taking Margs back to her homeland in Mexico. She was reunited with her father, Jose, who was happy to see her. OH. And Vally tagged along. Do you see her? DO YOU?

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!

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And no, this isn't the celebration of Mayonnaise, because quire frankly, we hate that crap.

Happy 2nd Anniversary to us!

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We celebrated our 2nd Anniversary so the Mr. got to make a cameo appearance. :)

World Cup Time!!

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Alix, Margs, and I took a little jaunt to South Africa to listen to Alix yell at various teams and refs. It was a bit scary at times, not gonna lie.

SHARK WEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NFT.

You know who came to visit?

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MANDY AND PERFECT HUSBAND AND ALIX AND JAY WHO ALL HAVE ACCENTS. We had a blast, and margs was VERY sad to see them leave. I was pretty darn sad too. ♥

This one time?

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There was a super dooper meany head dork face, who decided to make a call-out site. And apparently, there were people vile and stupid enough to send in secrets about us and our friends. And apparently, among other things, I was the leader of the pack. VRROOOM VRROOOOM.

WE LOVE MINNESOTA SPORTS!!

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But we're PRETTY sure Brett's not going to make it an easy season to be a Vikings fan. The Twins, however, are kicking serious ass. We hope to travel to the world series very, very soon.